Funny Jokes for Kids

Jokes for Kids

This web corner is dedicated to kids Jokes. You can find large collection of funniest jokes and humor pics on kids. These jokes are kids friendly, clean and really funny to tell at school. Welcome to joke Books specially for kids.

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Funny Riddles for Kids -

•  Why was 6 afraid of 7?

            Because 7 ate(8) 9

  

•  Why did John bring a ladder to school?

            Because, He wanted to go to high school.

   

•  Which dog can jump higher than a building?

            Anydog, buildings can't jump!

•   Why did the tomato turn red? 

             It saw the salad dressing! 

•    What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

              Galaxy Protectors 

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who. Oh never mind it’s pointless.
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me.
·        Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!