Santa Banta Jokes
Latest collection of Santa Banta and Sardar Jokes. Jokes are in Hindi and English language.
Boss : Where were
you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which
part ? Whole body born in punjab.
2 sardar were
fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What
would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont
worry, I have a one more.
Sardar : What is
the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the
name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal
ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start
hoti hai.
Sardar was busy
removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you
removing a wheel
from your auto.
sardar : Cant you
read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar got into a
bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and
said April fool. I have pass.
Sardar joined new
job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard
alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day
sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will
you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure,
from landline or mobile.
Doctor to patient :
You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you
die?
Patient : Yes. A
good doctor.
How will you destroy
a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock
the door and they will open it…
.
Santa joined NASA.
After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
Santa apni girl
friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar
rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling
in love.
Santa: Today is
Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
