Yo Momma Jokes
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Your mama's so nasty I asked her what was for
dinner she jumped up on the table spread her legs and said "crabs."
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Your mama's so dumb she got lost in the
grocery store and starved.
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Your mama's so fat she goes the beach and
whales pop up singing "We are family; I got all my sisters with me."
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Your mama's so ugly we tied a steak to her
chest and the dog still wouldn't go to the dance with her.
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Your mama's so poor she was walking down the
street kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said
"moving."
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Your mama's so ugly Freddie's scared to come
out at night.
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Your mama's so ghetto when she breast feeds
kool aid comes out.
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Your mama's so stupid to keep her at home
your dad built a circle drive.
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Your mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in
the third grade.
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Your mama's so old she waited tables at the
last supper.
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Your mama's so old when she breast feeds dust
comes out.
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Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico as a
tanning bed.
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Your mama's so fat a school bus went by and
she yelled "somebody stop that twinkie!"
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Your mama's so fat she goes out in a red rain
coat and everyone yells "yo kool aid"
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Your mama's so fat she goes out in a yellow
rain coat and everyone yells "taxi"
