One Liner Jokes | Funny Short Jokes
Good collection of latest short jokes. One Liner Jokes which will bring a quick smile on your face. You will find latest short jokes for sms which are updated daily.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut."
Evolution: True science fiction.
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
