Saturday, January 17, 2015

Blonde Jokes

Funny Blonde Jokes


Funniest Blonde Girl Jokes are here. A large collection of sexy blonde jokes will make your hard and make you laugh definitely. 


Who are the dumb blondes with a record number of dumb actions?
– The earliest to wake up in the morning.

A conversation taking place between two dumb blondes:
– Yesterday I went to do a pregnancy test.
– What about the questions, were there difficult ones?


– How can you catch the attention of a dumb blonde for two hours?
– You give her a sheet of paper with a message on both sides: “Look at
the other side”!


– Why do dumb blondes always smile in the rain and lightning?
– They pose for pictures…


– Why is a dumb blonde carrying a mattress at the bus stop?
– She has brought all necessary documents for a job interview.      


– Why don’t dumb blondes go to church to pray?
– Because kneeling down they automatically open their mouth.



– Why do dumb blondes wear close fitting skirts?

– So that their legs would not go apart.

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