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•  What Is The Similarity Between The A Bank Deposit And Sex? You Loose Interest If You Withdraw.
• After An Excitingly Hot 69 Position With His Girlfriend, John Remembered He Had A Dentist Appointment.
  He Was Afraid That The Dentist Would Smell Pu**y On His Breath So He Brushed His Teeth 7 Times,
  Used Dental Floss 8 Times & On Top Of That Gargled 1 Liter Of Listerine.
  As He Arrived At The Dentist He Sucked Two Strong Minutes. His Turn Came Up & The Dentist Told Him To Take A Seat.
  Feeling Confident & Relaxed, John Opened His Mouth Wide.
  The Dentist Got Close Enough & Said: “Man, Did You Have 69 Before You Came Here?”
  John Asked: “Why? Does My Breath Smell Like Pu**y?”
  The Dentist Replied: “No, Your Forehead Smells Like Shit.“
• Dyna: “Mom I’m Going To Movie.”
  Mom: “Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.”
  
  Dyna: “No Mom I’m Going To A Blue Film, All The Hands Will Be Definitely Busy“
• Why Are Girls Better At Catwalk Than Boy?
  Because
  There Is Nothing Between The Legs To Get Squeezed.
• 70 Yr Old Man Asks His Wife
  Old Man: “Do U Feel Sad When You See Me Running Behind Girls?”
  Wife Replies: “Not At All, Even Dogs Chase Cars But They Cant Drive It“