Wednesday, January 21, 2015

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This web corner is regularly updated with funny latest jokes on kids, teacher, doctor, blonde, girl, couple, love and relationship. You will find amazing group of latest jokes in hindi and english  for all categories for instant smile.

 Latest Jokes in Hindi

  • Pati and patni ghumne gye, rate me unhe a gadha mila.

        Patni ne kha: dekho tumhara ristedar.  Pti bola: Namaskar ! Sasur ji.
  • Father – Beta Zara Apna Mobile Dena 1 min.
    Son – 1 Minute ON Kar Dun !! 
    Delete Videos.
    Delete photos.
    Delete Calls.
    Delete Messages.
    Ye Lo Dad ON Ho Gaya Start !
    Dad – Arrey Nahi Bas Time Bata De !
  • Rinku : Mummy Hum Diwali ke Saare PATAKHE Is Dukan Se hi lenge.
    Mom: Beta Ye Dukan Nahi Hai GIRLS HOSTEL Hai.
    Rinku: Par Papa To Kehte hai ki yha ek se ek Patakhe h..

  Latest Jokes for Sardar 

  • Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade proud se kehata hai : Mere dictionary main impossible word hi nahi hai.
    Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge vhi dictionary liyo.
  • Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
    Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
    Ek admi Ne Pucha
    Beta Padhte Ho?
    Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
    Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.
  •      Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
    Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
    ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
    Shit ab phir se girna padega

  •      Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.
    Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.
    Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu....
  •      Ek raat bijli chali gayi, Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao. Sardani: kar di na   sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.

  •      A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a     zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.